Matt
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Because she had no arms
An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
They have the right to bear arms
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
They both get toe food
Losing both your arms.
It cost an arm and a leg
Cancer
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Bobby
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
Four guys watching a football game.
To get to the second-hand shop.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
An arm and a leg.
A speech impediment.
A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Don't go back to those two places.
Bob.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
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An attack dog in a preschool.
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Limbitless
Cancer.
Skip
Disarmed.
He gets stumped.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
Matt. Others:
Names.
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
A pimp.
a turkey
Russel
Right where you left it
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Wave to him!
Because they are humerus
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
Because his arms were blown off.
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Def Leppard
Trying to read the road signs!!!
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
Because she hasn't got arms !
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Bernie.
Your arms have gotten sore.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
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Be patient
Names
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Deranged.
A tattoo.
Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."
Curt and Rod
Hand Solo
Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY
Anything you want. He is 'armless
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Whatever you want
Speech impaired.
Bob
Russel.
Cancer. ( )
Russell.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Wave.
Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.
A Tattoo.
Frank
Rex (made this one up myself!)
Because they can't put their finger on it.
Rick O'Shay.
Rustle
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
A mute. Sorry if repost.
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)
Well-Armed
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Canteloupe
Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
Surrendre*
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He wanted to hang with his family.
Onion rings.
Marry it.
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