What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"