What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.