What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.