What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.