What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!