Because they don't like Turkey
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God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
Buckle Buckle
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
The Coup Clucks Clan.
A coup.
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
One has a coo, the other has a coup
It staged a coup
Turkey! Its the bomb!
Turkey and grease
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Because they're both roasted
There were too many fowls.
They are all against Turkey
Turkey
Turkey.
a turkey
Briiiiines...
Turkey"
To get to .
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because there is no Turkey
It was too Chicken.
Muslim Bale
They only ...
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
The Turkey.
He didn't want to be called chicken
because he had two Drumsticks.
A jerkin Turkin
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
attaturk.
He tripped a fan
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
Turkey, apparently.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
coup coup"
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
Carve a turkey
Because it'll gobble up everything.
I ain't no chive, Turkey."
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
A fowl ball!
Because Austria was Hungary.
They both died on Thanksgiving
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Turkey Jerky
That's not nice.
Coupe
Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Coup.
Because they hate Turkey
A: He gobbles up.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Turkey stuffing
By the way it Goebbels
The Turkey Club
Coup coup coup
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
Just be *honest* with it man...
A turkey.
because they're inbred
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
Pardon me.
A Tryptophanatic.
There's a little bit too much grayvy.
Russia.
Grave-y !
He had tripped a fan.
To get away from the Turkey coop.
A: Turkey.
Putin: "Turkey"
He's Russian to Turkey.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
One with everything.
Anytiiiiiiiiiime
Ten-ish.
They taste like chicken.
A little bizar
A: She's the one on her bike.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis
Sick.
