What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.