What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey