What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!