Turkey
Hudyanika Bolokov
a soviet
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Because Austria was Hungary.