What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.