What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian. I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.