What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.