What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

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What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.