What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

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What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.