What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Previous Random Joke Next

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.