What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.