What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision