What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war