What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision