What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Who wins the election?

America.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision