What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.