What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What is the result?

A tie.

New Black Jokes More New Black Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.