How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.