How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ?

Bill-tup area !

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin