How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.