When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer