When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.