Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
The steaks were getting too damn high.
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
