When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.