When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.