What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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One is a hunt on a course.

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Timing

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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Decalfinated.

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to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Mlk

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My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.