What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.