What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

September 11 Jokes More September 11 Jokes

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

September Jokes More September Jokes

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.