What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

September 11 Jokes More September 11 Jokes

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.