What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Lady Godiva Jokes More Lady Godiva Jokes

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.