What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!