Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!