Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!