Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!