Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!