Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!