Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!