Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.