Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.