Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.