Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking