Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.