Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.