Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.