Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters