Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.