Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.