Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!