Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.