Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.