What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.