What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.