What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.