What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."