Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Spoil Milk Jokes More Spoil Milk Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

Chocolate Milk Jokes More Chocolate Milk Jokes

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.