Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.