What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "