How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What do I look like?

A typewriter "

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......