How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.