How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.