How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.