What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.