What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Which one can do it?

It's the thot that counts.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level