What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.