What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

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What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.