How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.