Amanda Tory
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
This guy!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
B/c it's painful and not required
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Redneck: "Why is it required "
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Nothing, it just waved.
is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
No hard feelings.
He was a thief
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Nut and bolt
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
He married his cousin.
It didn't register.
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
Neingag.
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
