Amanda Tory
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
This guy!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Couple's Daily Question Mug
B/c it's painful and not required
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Redneck: "Why is it required "
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
One
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Watered Down
Because they can't carry themselves
flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
He became enlightened.
Hello, World!"
Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
Toucan
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Someone who takes everything literally
An offer you can't understand.
