Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon