Operation Jokes

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !