How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.