How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc