How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.