How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.