How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!