Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.