Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who was saved?

The Russian people

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled