Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!