How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.