How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement