How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.