How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.