How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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A midwife crisis.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Marry her.

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A small medium at large

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To prove that he was framed!

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.