What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Pandemonium breaks out.

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Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !