How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).