How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.