How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!