How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.