How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.