What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !