Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.