Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(