Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.