Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.