Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.