Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.