What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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May Divorce be with you.*

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps