Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Boris Jokes More Boris Jokes

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.