Knock Joke Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.