Knock Joke Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Grinch Jokes More Grinch Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.