What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"