How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.