How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.