How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!