How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!