How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!