The taste.
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The thermometer responded, "0K."
A: They are both up to something.
A: You make my temperature rise.
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
They both tend to shoot up schools.
You get banned from the petting zoo.
Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
She uses a perfect son.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
They always use the holy condoms.
Profanity.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Spocrates.
she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."
Read the label.
One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.
Because it cantaloupe.
