The taste.
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The thermometer responded, "0K."
A: They are both up to something.
A: You make my temperature rise.
A: The food tastes funny.
There's no accounting for taste.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
The taste!
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
Rise up lights
Lukewarm
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
They cause too much brain damage.
She uses a perfect son.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
