The taste.
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The thermometer responded, "0K."
A: They are both up to something.
A: You make my temperature rise.
A: ICU.
The "head" nurse.
She uses a perfect son.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
They cause too much brain damage.
they taste funny!
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
Slow down and use lube.
The elephants are using them as tampons
Cause he's a dog.
Cause 69's a mouthful!
Banned from the zoo.
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.