Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia