Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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The second m is silent.

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Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.