How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.