Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Two.
A shotgun shell.
Holding the pig together.
Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.