Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Tires need changing too you know!
Who knows, they never get the house.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
It put a ring on it.
Bed
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.