Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Two, but how do they get in there
None, that's a Mexican's job.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
There's really no sure way to know.
because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
Bed
Professor: Astronomical.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn