Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
None, they enlighten themselves.
None. The mods do that for her.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
none, PETA can't change anything.
None. They like it on the dark side.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
