How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash