Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Zero. They don't exist.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
None because feminist can't change anything.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
An oopsy daisy.
He drops the base when doing logs.
Dr. Pepe
The store guard.
Because it crashes all the time.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
