How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.