Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Because they're trying asbestos they can.
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
You can drop her off anywhere
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A: He was selling quack.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
