5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
None, Mexicans do it for them.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Is dark. Bulb is potato.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
They love to watch mistakes being made.
Bingo.
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
You guys have no life!
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
At C level
To flick through it as fast as possible.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
They pick and choose what they want to believe.
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
