How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later