How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.