Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
None. They can't climb the ladder.
A grudge.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Drink it
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
All of them.
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
Give them a bible
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.