How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!