How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.