How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...